Monday, June 25, 2007

Welcome to Hell 3: Oh My Gawd!

So, sometime over the weekend, the metal beasts built the Daddy of all beasts. You probably can’t tell exactly how high it is, but put it this way, if a really angry giant gorilla was hanging off the top of it the scale would be about right.
Quite what this crane’s purpose will be is difficult to figure out. But it seems to be so big it’s offending the big man upstairs. As you can see, the higher it gets, the worse the weather gets. The boys in the office have talked of staging a dirty protest or maybe chucking some oranges at it. We’re thinking of sending Monty, our nimble runner and all round commando, to scale its terrifying heights and leave a stinky calling card from the Karma Crew. Watch this space for more.