We have a right start in the making here going by the name of Gemma Knoxxy Knox and she's just about to go through the final stages of getting an audition on X Factor. Blow me!
To help Gemms on her way, your favourite industry vagabonds got together to audition her 4 fav songs to find the one killer tune.
In the presence of tight-pants Cowell, sexy Cheryl, wispy Louie and the plastic one, Gemms sang her heart out whilst everyone else drank wine and ate orange corn-based snacks.
We can't reveal the winning song - you'll have to got through the pain of tuning in to ITV for that - but suffice to say, it's going to be a cracking performance