Things that Get Our Goat (Part 756)

Normally we pride ourselves on being relaxed, even, happy-go-lucky in nature here. But just as apostrophe misuse prompts Sidney to throw hard objects through windows, just as criminal activity can cause David to go Postal, and just as the inevitable descent of our little kitchen into student-style squalor makes Rainna threaten to do very unpleasant things with forks, there are some things that get my goat.
This wrapped front page of a recent Metro newspaper is one of them, and I just wanted to get it off my chest.
I feel much better now, thanks. Anyone for a flapjack (or three?)