Who needs Tony Kaye?

Last week the History Channel team went on one of Karmarama's most shoots. No expense was spared on the location:

(our garage)

Or the special effects:

(I'm told that isn't polystyrene and boot polish but something a bit more technical)

We invested in some of film's biggest talent

(aw bless!)

And even the shoot food included, all agreed, some of the finest gourmet delights known to the stars of stage and screen.

(chips and non specific meat items)

It's like the excesses of the 1980s all over again.

But seriously, look at the realism of this shot of a little child miner down the pit (soon to be hitting a digital escalator panel somewhere near you).

Who needs Tony Kaye?