This Just In From Arj: More Celeb Brushes With Death

Dwight Yorke beat me up at school because I did more keepy uppys with an empty coke can than he did!!

This Just In From Liam: More Celeb Brushes With Death

Gordon Burns (of the Krypton Factor) knocked me out of the way when I was on Work Experience at BBC Manchester – brushing me aside he boomed “Hello young man” as I flew into a heap on the floor.

Emily Blunt also pushed me over whilst ice-skating at Ally Pally.

Darren Days bodyguard also pushed me out of the way but that’s another story.

This Just In From Trisha: More Celeb Brushes With Death

Michael Grecco almost ran me over in his bright yellow sports car while in crouch end

This Just In From Jamie: More Celeb Brushes With Death

Gus from Eastenders tried to kill me 4 years ago

We were at a party in London and my mate pointed at him shouting 'there's that short bloke from Corrie'

He threw a glass at my head missing by inches

Celebratory Near Death Experience

This morning, Dave was overtaken by a bright pink mini on his bike.
The car was all over the road because the driver was on the phone.
At the bottom of Kensington Church street the driver got into the right hand lane to turn right.
The lights to turn left changed and she decided she wanted to turn left.
She tooted at Dave and accelerated almost into him, so Dave moved out of the way as she just swung into the left lane, hitting a lorry who took her wing mirror off, the outer casing of which hit Dave on the back.
He picked it up and handed it to her saying,
"Here you are Trinny".
The painfully thin and rather drink addled minor celebratory told Dave to F**K OFF, before screeching off to catch the lorry that smashed her.

Anyone else had a near death experience with someone famous?

Still Life No.1 - The Winner

Creative whiz kids Simon & Steve pulled out all the stops on this one. A beautiful piece of thinking and execution. Click on it to enlarge and enjoy in its full. Letter by letter it shows and tells exactly what that Karma difference is. A stunning, stunning piece of work and very worthy winner

Objective: Define the Karmarama spirit, the magic, the difference
Entry: Simon & Steve
Concept: Karma A-Z
Number: 1st place

Still Life No.2

Objective: Define the Karmarama spirit, the magic, the difference
Entry: Fernly
Concept: Collaboration proper
Number: 2nd place

Still Life No.3

Objective: Define the Karmarama spirit, the magic, the difference
Entry: Wylie
Concept: It's what we do
Number: 3rd place

Still Life No.4

Objective: Define the Karmarama spirit, the magic, the difference
Entry: Craig
Concept: Our recruitment mantra
Number: 4th place

Still Life No.5

Objective: Define the Karmarama spirit, the magic, the difference
Entry: Jono
Concept: Our mantra
Number: 5th place

Still Life No.6

Objective: Define the Karmarama spirit, the magic, the difference
Entry: Big Mitch
Concept: Toilet trauma
Number: 5th place

Still Life No.7

Objective: Define the Karmarama spirit, the magic, the difference
Entry: Digi Andre
Concept: Flying high in the Karma sky
Number: 7th place

Still Life No.8

Objective: Define the Karmarama spirit, the magic, the difference
Entry: Knoxy
Concept: A moment in Karma time
Number: 8th place

Still Life No.9

Objective: Define the Karmarama spirit, the magic, the difference
Entry: Lipman
Concept: The Karmarama survival kit
Number: 9th place

Still Life No.10

Objective: Define the Karmarama spirit, the magic, the difference
Entry: Jim upstairs on the Mac
Concept: Best Mangal ll: The unofficial staff canteen
Number: 10th place

Coming Soon - Life At Karmarama

People often say to us "what, I mean WHAT, is it like to work at KrispyKremarama?".
Well, it's sort of indescribable really. Mainly because none of us are particularly good at English.
So, a competition has been created to find the defining image of life at Karma Towers.
The competition closes today, results will be on our ski trip and all the entries will be posted up here. So if you've ever pondered the above question, ponder no more, because you can look at some pretty pictures instead.

Making Sprouts Slightly Less Sprout Like

So we're making an ad with nice geezer and top celebrity chef Tony Tobin and several people troop off to his classy restaurant for a meeting and a good old cook up (just to make sure the fella is who is says he is and not some interloper).

But because sprout marathon eater Dave went along, old Tony had to hold off on the fillet of beef and all that fancy French stuff in order to cook up some sprouts in a fancy way so Dave could scoff down a few more. And the boy Tobin did good, the sprout dishes were delish and everyone, apart from the agency toilet cleaners, are happy bunnies.

Spread The Word: Sprout Aid Can Save The World

Don't know if you're aware but Big Dave our creative partner is munching his way through hundreds of sprouts this Chrimbo in the name of charidy. Go search for 'sproutaid' and keep up to date with Dave's antics and the rest of the Karma Kooks getting involved trying to make his life a little bit more bearable