Dear Blog Reader, it is with great sadness that I have to report that an act of wanton vandalism has taken place at Karma Towers. We haven't seen anything like this since the donkey doping incident of '05. A disgruntled employee has taken it upon themselves to press for an immediate digestive biscuit eviction.
Well, don't despair, it takes more than a bit of ink and an abusive statement to bring down the great carb rich biccie.
Meanwhile, oddly silent and a little suspicious looking, the satsuma just sort of sits there. Slowly rotting, but somehow looking a bit smug with itself.
Tune in next week to see if there are any reprisals to this terrible deed.
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