Welcome to the Rot Blog. These two items of foodstuff have been slowly festering on Digital Craig's desk for a number of weeks now. The agency is split regarding which will rot first: the Satsuma, given its high fructose content and fruit's inability to withstand environmental trauma; or the Daddy of food Darwinism, the digestive biscuit, packed as it is with delicious preservatives and nitrates and things. Obviously the smart money is on the Satsuma taking the bullet first, but I think we should all sit back and observe what Mother Nature has up her metaphorical sleeve. Tune in next week for a full in depth analysis of the latest rot off, possibly with some form of graph or high-tech x-ray machine. Or maybe just another couple of photos
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