The annual Karmarama Ping Pong Open was one of hottest tickets in town last month.
Using state of the art ball recovery tech-
nology, the event received a great deal of attention.
Players and spectators came from all over London's medialand to watch a night of high tension, thrills, spills and general crap table tennis.
There is a rumour that somebody did actually win, but no one can quite recall.
By the way, the gentleman in a girl sandwich is an ex-client of ours called Neil. If these are the favours we shower on EX clients, imagine what we do for current ones!